this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023

523 points (95.0% liked)

Memes

45886 readers

1628 users here now

Rules:

Be civil and nice.
Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

523

just when you don't think about, bääm! a German. (feddit.de)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

133 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 199 points 1 year ago (10 children)

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

load more comments (15 replies)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Ich hab Latein 💀

load more comments (5 replies)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

load more comments (7 replies)

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (4 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

load more comments (4 replies)

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Das tut niemand.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Auf jeden Fall!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Melde mich zum Dienst!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

load more comments (7 replies)

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

P'auf's Maul?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Sie haben geläutet?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guten Tag.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guten taaaaaag!

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Hallöchen Popöchen

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

GUTEN MORGEN

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooo I'm germaphobic

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hallo!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

AAAAAAaaaaaa

load more comments (5 replies)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Wunderbar.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guten Tag

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They like David hasselhoff

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He united us!

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.

load more comments (3 replies)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)