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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is yet another intimidation tactic. I have a 1200 day streak on Duolingo because the owl bullies me and I am weak.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same. I have the widget on my phone where my home screen has a little owl with motivational messages about keeping up your good learning habit. By 10PM it turns dark red and there is no more motivational message. Just an evil stare by the owl. That's usually when I get around to doing my lesson...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I love that someone decided that intimidation of its users was the best way to give the app a competitive advantage

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Slightly off topic but can someone explain to me what the fuck is supposed to be happening in this widget image?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I might have an idea... You ever seen Requiem for a dream?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Have you seen catdog?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Let’s practice”
…Let’s fuckin NOT.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Practice what exactly, Duolingo?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What in the fuck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Is this the sequel to goatse?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Į̶̡̝̪̲̱̥̮̻̹͍͓̩̯̞̟͈͇̎͂̾̿̀̃̂̃̔͊̂̓̊͊̕̕͝t̵̢͙͈̠̠̙̼̥͙͔̦͍̞̝͋̐͂̃̏͘͘͜ͅ'̶̡̧͉̩̲̜̤̰͈̊̒̎̑̓̈́̒͗̎̒̊̋̓̂͂͘͝͝s̷̢̢̢̛̰̝̳̜̙̹̖̟̗̦͛̇͐̈́̃̈́̃͊̈́̀͘͜ ̶̝̱̬̬͍͋̂̋͌́̃͛̈̐̓̏͂͌̚̚̚͘͝͝t̵̢̪̥̖̹͚̩̯̘̪͚̤̣̫͛͆̓͋͠į̸̡͓̯̤͓̮̝͓̜͛̇̀m̵̢̧̦̯͚̞͖̳̭̻͓̰̣̲̈́̽͐̃̅́̅̑͑̌͜ͅė̴̝͍̫̳̉ ̷̮̺̜̝͙̜͍̯̹̠̇̋͗̈́͒̊̍̈̒̓̂̀͂̅̀͂̒̕̚ͅḟ̵͓̗̑͂̓̒̀̾̇̽͛̓̀̓͌̚͝͠o̵̩͐̒͝r̸̡̧̧̛̰͕̘̤̖̙̙̃͂͌̋̓̽̔̃̍͑͆̏̅̇̓̏͌͝͝ ̵̢̧̝̟̘̠̳̝̺͕̯̠͊͌̃̿̔͛̋̒̅͒͆̈́̈̄̚y̴͖̩̱̣͕̠̰̗̮̻͔̥̤̳̖̘̲͉̆͒́͗̏̈́͐͜ỏ̶̟̱̟̩͙̫̝̾̑̑́̍̏̀́́͘̕̕u̸̢͉̱̬̤̹̔̒̃͛̒̔̀͆͌̆̋̉̀̒̒͛̇̚͝r̴̢̢̜̟͙̦͎̜͎͎͔̯̯̞̮͋̈́͂͂̎͑̃͑̇̃̇̑̎́̃̚͘̚͝ ̵̢̡̡̡̯̲͍̘̘̯̱̤͎͙̮̟̤̱̽͋̆ͅŜ̸̡̡̤̞̦̗͔͉̞͉͚̯̝̠̝̝̯̰̬̒ͅp̸̡̡̢̡̛̤͓͉͍̙̹͇̬̮̝̩̞͎̻̺͂͌̀̈̽̅͑́̃̕͜ä̸͉̠̟̰̣̯̬͉̮̬̠͖́̍͐̆̂͌̾̐̽́̄̀̋́̓̊͝n̵̢̛̼̞̳͓̩̑͒̒͐̌͑̅̍̓̇̓̀i̴̢̻̥̥͙̱̳̗̥̙̜͚̟͇̲̤̎̀̀͐̕ͅs̵̺̮̳̣̯̝̠̞̪̳̭̥͖̯̘̜̜͉̠͐͘ḣ̸̤͓̐̃͌͂ ̵̛̩͕̗̘̂̿̊̉̅̅̀̍̒̈͆̎̕̚͠͝͝l̶̡̲̟̪̙̬͍̝̹̙̩͍̥͕͔̣̝̿͐̓̉̌̀͜͠͠ͅͅẹ̷̡̢̳̖̗̹̬͙͙͙͈͝s̴̛̩͖̈́̀̋̀̀̾̒͑̀̈̕s̴͚̄͌͛͌̊̃͊̄̋́̾͊͊̑͒́̿̚ơ̴̡̨͖͍̖̹̭̯͗̆̌̎̎͌̊͌̍̽̀̃̋̕̕͝͝n̶̡̛͓̰̭̟͇̙̘͔͇̪͕̬̝̤̻̮̘̓͑̂̓͆͌͗͆̒͜͝͠ͅ ̴̧̹̬̲̈̂̆

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thai or goodbye

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I legit thought this was fake until I looked it up.

Haha, if the goal was to get people other than podcasters talking about the app, they accomplished that mission.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Melted Duolingo isn't real. It can't hurt you.

Melted Duolingo: ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, I just tried to get back into duolingo a few days ago and it is straight up bonkers trash now.

I learned many languages on it and I am incredibly disappointed that after I took a few years off traveling and came back, it is basically unusable at this point.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe that's the point of the new app icon? To say the app is melting?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Either that or Halloween or both.

I think you're right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Currently avoiding updating the app because of this fucking awful icon fucksake