Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms
"The schlong choses the wizard"
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I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.
It's just one letter away from "wang"...
It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Lmfao
Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??
Tell me you're not a catholic boy without saying it.
Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.
Who does Harry own?
Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he's dead?
Harry owns Kreacher
Oh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.
So you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?
Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.
Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?
Me when I'm a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke
Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf
A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "aren't you that girl who wrote harry potter??"
Lmfaooo