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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ocean "currents"? I ain't never seen no goddamn "currents" in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin' these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin' trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I swear, last time I saw it (yesterday) it hat 10x the resolution

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I knew both, but just learned what FOSS stands for from this comment section

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Both are nasty! One tastes like gooey mud that someone else had already eaten once before and the other gives you stomach aches and makes you shit uncontrollably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"The schlong choses the wizard"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You've got it all wrong! It was actually an incredibly genius move, as the writers knew that after 7 seasons of twists, turns and surprises, the audience wouldn't really be phased by any characters death anymore. We'd become so accustomed to sudden character deaths that watching GoT became the literal incarnation of "expect the unexpected" and you can't shock people who are just waiting for it to happen. So what did the showrunners do? They did the only thing nobody expected, assassinated the only target they knew would still get a reaction out of people after all this time - they killed off the show itself.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Well, since those former colonies can't quite work it out on their own, maybe they should just be brought back into their respective empires again? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

15 years and counting

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Even then it would need a little more than the muskrats word to convince me that it's not just something he made up lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Sushi must've nene invented by a poor student

"Man, I'm hungry. What do I have left? Let's see... cold rice, soy sauce, a few small chunks of fish from yesterday and there's some seaweed growing in the fish tank? There has to be a way to turn this into something!"

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