this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use a service like simplelogin for emails. Worth every penny.

If they require a name: either Santa Claus or Whatsit Tooya (what kind of ridiculous name is that?)

Phone #?: 867-5309

DOB: January 1, 1970 (the dawn of Unix time)

Fuck 'em, never give them a thing. My favourite thing is when I get to give info like this to a real live person, we always get to share a giggle.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clothing stores are the worst. I love responding to "what's your phone number?" With "no thank you".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

“what’s your phone number?”

I am faltered but not interested.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

just give them the phone number 867-5309. has always worked for me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I usually use 281-330-8004 lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mike Jones!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone should have an alternate email for subscriptions/signups of all kinds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

15 years and counting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pay in cash and give completely false information when joining.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just a moment while we send you a verification link to your email.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Tesco have done this in the UK for all their "special" offers.

and like a cucked little beta boy i got the clubcard