this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's only 1 meme but I am already invested about this dystopian highly competitive work environment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was actually thinking about a series of these. There are so many

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If it's something you do for fun then Please do ! Never feel obligated to post anything tho.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When it's your first day at the new office, but you didn't read the fine print about “team-building exercises”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Section 14.3 Yearly Bonus attribution

All Non-Executive Employees shall participate in a tournament (hereafter referred to as "Battle Royale") wherein the last standing participant will be eligible to receive a Yearly Bonus, whose content is determined by the Executives in accordance with Section 14.2 of the present Code.

Section 14.4 Battle Royale rules and regulations

The rules and regulations are determined by the Executives in a separate Rulebook. These rules must ensure equality among all participants and the protection of the Company's interests and public image. They must exclude intentional death, unanesthesied removal of limbs and the diffusion of a recording of or about Battle Royal to parties outside the Company.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The second rule of fight club is: you DO NOT talk about fight club!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You should visit swallow.hair

It is a site that fetches random comments and mix them with random images and AI generated images to generate a pseudo random context.

It can be quite.. Entertaining and / or offensive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

the idea certainly has potential. but almost all the caption aim way to hard to be out of context in one way, usually mistreating children

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Rule 8, right?