PopcornPrincess

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What is some good news you've received lately? Share your happiness! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Interest rates in the US are set to go down 🎉

Guys, what's a toxic trait other guys sometimes have in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Agreed even just sending a stupid meme or a joke shows you were thinking of them and can be a lighthearted convo starter.

What's your favorite artist's worst song? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Led Zeppelin’s Hot Dog song comes to mind.

What's a life lesson you learned the hard way that you'd want to share with others to help them avoid the same mistake? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You only have to brush x2 daily and floss once daily for the teeth you want to keep lol

What's a life lesson you learned the hard way that you'd want to share with others to help them avoid the same mistake? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Enjoy your snack, you earned it!

Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.

People who are into step sibling porn — did you grow up with a sibling (or close relative of a similar age) of the gender you're attracted to? in c/[email protected]
People who are into step sibling porn — did you grow up with a sibling (or close relative of a similar age) of the gender you're attracted to? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Sounds like marriage.

How do you handle unpopped popcorn kernels at the movies? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I used to eat kernels until this past weekend. I was devouring popcorn and didn’t realize some was unpopped and I chomped a piece really hard. I managed to take off a filling and chipped part of a molar underneath. I got my tooth temporarily restored this past week without getting numbed since I’m currently expecting..so I got to feel the tooth get sanded and bonded..and have to get a full repair after my kid is here. To sum it up, be careful. Sincerely PopcornPrincess 🍿

What ends in E and Begins with E but only has one letter? in c/[email protected]
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Why was the computer late for work? (lemmy.world)
 

Because it had a hard drive.

What ends in E and Begins with E but only has one letter? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What? 😂

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How do you annoy a robot? (lemmy.world)
 

Keep pushing its buttons.

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Why is money called dough? (lemmy.world)
 

Because everyone kneads it.

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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? (lemmy.world)
 

What a re-leaf!

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? (lemmy.world)
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4 comments fedilink
 

The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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What’s another name for a frozen burrito? (lemmy.world)
 

A burrrrrito 🥶

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What’s a golfer’s favorite snack? (lemmy.world)
 

A sand wedge.

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When does a bee decide to get married? (lemmy.world)
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2 comments fedilink
 

After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? (lemmy.world)
 

Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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What award did the dentist win? (lemmy.world)
 

A little plaque.

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My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree. (lemmy.world)
 

So I told him to grow a pear.

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What happens if you annoy a clock? (lemmy.world)
 

It gets ticked off.

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