PopcornPrincess

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Tickets to amateur wrestling/any sport. My dad brought me to wwf wrestling as a kid and it was such a blast. Tickets to any live sports/teams that he’s into will blow his mind. Or people pizza and lazer tag is always fun imo and very budget friendly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

That I’m pregnant. I was a tomboy and very masculine. This is as far away from masculine as I can be at least in a physical sense. It’s not as bad as I thought.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I buy from a local tea store that does fantastic blends.

For basics, I like green tea with honey and a squeezed lemon or chamomile with honey. Both are so soothing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my gourd!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you’re saying there’s a chance 👉👈

 

The Captain’s log

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Interest rates in the US are set to go down 🎉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Agreed even just sending a stupid meme or a joke shows you were thinking of them and can be a lighthearted convo starter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Led Zeppelin’s Hot Dog song comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You only have to brush x2 daily and floss once daily for the teeth you want to keep lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Enjoy your snack, you earned it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

 

Because it had a hard drive.

 

Keep pushing its buttons.

 

Because everyone kneads it.

 

What a re-leaf!

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The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

 

A burrrrrito 🥶

 

A sand wedge.

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After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

 

Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

 

A little plaque.

 

So I told him to grow a pear.

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