this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Excellent use of the new template 🫑

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

When it's taco Tuesday and you're wearing a skirt to work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And that's when you step out as someone is stepping in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I call that the Dutch lift.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I like the way you think OP

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, "you did it." Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

TouchΓ©, salesman.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Looks like you didn't check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.