this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know they had to add the $200 fine afterwards because the instant death part wasn't enough of a deterrent for some people.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah at this point $200 for instant death is too expensive

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds like the Futurama suicide booth. I mean, what's 2 bills matter? Can't take it with you.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

$200 fine for TRYING to touch the wires. If they catch you.

IF you do make it all the way to the wires, it's a self-solving problem.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

You are right but we are being silly though

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The problem is not solved if you touch the wires. They have to get their money somehow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For the cleanup at least... But that's what the family and friends are for no?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Make sure your wallet is empty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They very well might just bill your next of kin about it. Or it will be taken out of estate value first.

If you're broke, die, and have no immediate family? You get out scot free.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Theymake a claim against your estate.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

They should put up a gate around it that doesn't open until you pay the $200 fine to insure that they get the fine before the death happens

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crimes punishable by fines are only crimes for poor people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Mr. Skeltal's origin story

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eh whot only a $1 bill showing, cough up some real cash or it's back on the wire, bub

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I like the bones and skull graphic, makes it so much more ominous

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Newcastle wouldn't be issuing fines in anything but pound sterling :P

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia? They would be using Australian dollars, with $ as the currency symbol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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