I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
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Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
Well...
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
beaten to death with a hoe
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Some kind of internet last stand.
Weird ... Is what I'd say
I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
Excrubulently.
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
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Oxidation.
I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow
Too much LSD
O...oh...
Beans
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
I get murder suicided
Mashing Keys
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
anonymously
I literally have no idea.
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
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Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
mildly, nothing extreme
Snakebite
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
That's a good question...
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
Napping with a kat?
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
Someone wants me dead
Doxxed by H3?
Just ducks!
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
Killed by giant snake.
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟