George Carlin had a good idea. Put all murderers in one state that borders one with all the racists, which borders one with all the pedos, and so on, then once a year open the borders to each other and let it play out. Not exactly what he says but still... He was on to something.
I'm summarizing this horribly but you get the point I hope. He's much funnier than myself.
I dunno, that was at least coherent if not incredibly dumb.
Things I've never heard said before
I enjoyed that
Maybe we should force everybody into marching band??
Something something lowest common denominator
I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves
Given the vast distances and incredible amounts of technology it would take to even get to those distances I would say if they are here we would never know it even if they were walking amongst us.
One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.
But the points! I need to track how well my comment does...
I have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.
Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns