Shit, more like 3k Like a single supreme pizza slice is like 480kcal
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You could probably get one of those personal-size pizzas with plain cheese or maybe pepperoni to run around 1000 calories.
ITT: Turns out a lot of fitness advisers didn't have dads.
Eat calorie-negative foods like anti-pizza and anti-lasagna.
What the fuck?
