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A six million dollar bunker to survive the apocalypse in...Las Vegas. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3970-Spencer-St-Las-Vegas-NV-89119/7092102_zpid/

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This isn't bad real estate, this is badass real estate

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I don't know if I'd want to live there, but I kind of like the aesthetic.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They succeeded in making a real life scene that looks like it was rendered by a PlayStation 1 in 1997

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, yeah, looks like they found Don Corneo's new lair.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fake outside has such a postapocalyptic feel to it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I don't know when this place was built but, this exact theme is literally in Fallout 76. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don't go stir crazy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don’t know when Fallout 76 was written but, this exact theme is literally in Blast From the Past. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don’t go stir crazy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fallout 76 is a video game from 2018, and certainly got its idea from Blast From the Past.

Kids these days just don't know that gem of a movie exists.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

True, but if there will ever be somewhat affordable fake windows that are nearly indistinguishable from real windows, my office is getting that late spring afternoon on Santorini vibe.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

This transcends tacky and loops back around to cool.

Twice.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's fucking hideous i love it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

A luxury bunker is so wonderfully late stage capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I knew what this was before I even expanded the thumbnail. That whole pace is crazy. I wonder if the movie Blast from the Past was based on it or if it was just a coincidence?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking. That movie is a gem, watched it last a year ago with my brother.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I love this. Look at the ceiling: tons of vents so it'll be nice and cool. I don't need the pole but it's really getting its aesthetic right.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is only bad if the bad is followed by an ass. Badass.

Well... The dancing pole is kinda tacky. Replace that whole thing and the wooden stage with a hot tub 😃

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You need ways to exercise in the apocalypse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It’s a “support beam” /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"Supported my daughter all the way to college."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ngl, the only thing I hate about it is the stripper pole and the disco ball.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That's a load bearing stripper pole!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine having the whole world to survive the apocalypse and choosing Vegas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Someone played too much Fallout New Vegas.

(it isn’t possible to play too much FO:NV. That game is a masterpiece)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gotta be someone who lived/worked in the area and wanted a hidey-hole. You could wait out the initial chaos for however long it took (1 year? 5? 10?) before you came out and headed to your second, longer term spot up the Rocky mountains or whatever. When you have the money for a $5m bunker it just all becomes logistics of prepping and storage.

After TEOTWAWKI Vegas will probably empty out pretty quick without power or irrigation, it might be a nice safe spot to ride it out if you're prepared for it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

That timeless Vegas casino aesthetic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I love having the porch in the basement.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is incredible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Comes complete with a stripper pole…. BYOS… (bring your own strippers) ofc!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It's Vegas, they're probably easier to find than fruit and vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“4 Attached garage spaces”

? The rest I get… but attached 4 car garage… underground?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

There's a whole house above ground that this is built under.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It connects to the post apocalyptic tunnel transportation network

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

That hardwood spot would be brilliant to practice on! We built a small stage in our basement when I was still dancing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Taking hotline Miami to the next level

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does the wall on right side look like an old Burger King?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Because it's a older ranch style home underground. Think blast from the past.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That rock grill has 1994 Flintstones vibes and I am here for it. Put it in my house

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

*I’m totally not bookmarking this address for future reference * 😉 for if ever the apocalypse happens

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The funny thing about this is the assumption that land ownership matters in the event of the apocalypse. Having your fancy bunker location public is probably the wrong thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you hope for a nuclear winter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

omg, that's an actual picture from the listing! Too funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

OP you posted this in the wrong board, this is the ideal female bedroom

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"Liminal Fuck"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I would honestly just live in the underground area. Seems real peaceful 😊

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Only six mil? In Las Vegas? Yeah that shit's getting cut into with oxyacetalyne torches on day 0.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Makes me want to grill. grillman

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