The satellite went boing boing?
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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No, not double boing. It went triple boing.
J E W I S H. S P A C E. L A S E R S!
The YHVH cosmic canons
It was probably an emergency exit hatch for the magic rocket gas.
Did it happen to have a beeper?
Kessler Syndrome anyone?
There's not really a threat in geostationary orbits. It's a much bigger area with far fewer satellites.
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puts on conspiracy hat
Did musk hit it with something?
Nah, it obviously wanted to whistlelbow about Boeing.
Doubtful. Dude ain't got no ups.
Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor
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It was the window seal.
That's not good. —Subtitle
You can't make this shit up lmao.