this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

me: lays down

tomatoes: "im gonna head out"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Never put tomatoes and cheese together. Always seperate them with like onion or something.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

The club lounge

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe if there was Stroganoff instead of couch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I can snack without having to get up! Of course!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Looks like a crumby place to sit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm feeling generous.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I saw the thumbnail and thought "that's a neat novelty sofa made to look like a sandwich."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I don't want to sit on soggy tomato juice bread, but swap out the slices of tomato with salami and I am game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks a bit small for two humans, but two lemmings could fit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'll squeeze over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no. remove the tomatoes and I'm down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I ate a raw yellow pear tomato today and that tastes pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I like tomatoes but they make the cushions soggy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nah tomatoes are absolutely vile

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i feel like tomatoes need to be at least room temperature to be tasty, hot is generally the best. I hate tomatoes and anything made from it when they cold

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago