Investigators found traces of beef stroganoff on the chair formerly occupied by Rep. Lauren Boebert during the infamous Beetlejuice musical in Denver.
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And I still don't understand.
Yes. Like, was it after digested?
This lady eating beef stroganoff! -an urban teenager
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OK when did Cyanide get on Lemmy?!
I got no beef with stroganoff. That shit is delicious.
What about sausage?
In this house we are a beef and stroganoff family ONLY!!
With that being said. I may not condone your “sausage stroganoff”, but I figure that if you wanna stick your sausage in some stroganoff. Well, I’ll fight for your right to do so.
I just want to make it clear. I am no sausage stroganoff lover. But, I believe in your freedom to stroganoff any way that makes you happy.
Sounds like you haven't lived! Taste the coolaide!
What about it?
Showed my girlfriend these memes and now she's gonna make me beef stroganoff this weekend. I love you bros.
You going to be stroganoff in no time bro
It is beans version 2.
Mashed potatoes.
I mean if I'd been paying enough attention to see this I wouldn't have made the meme in the first place
Sometimes it's better not to ask