Ah yes. Drinking beers is a great way to... hide alcoholism.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2023
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It's not alcoholism it's a serious, elegant, and all-consuming hobby. That's all. I'm just a hopsthusiast and constant connoisseur. That's all.
I spent a while acting like I was really interested in the flavors of mezcal, brandies, scotch and whiskey before I was finally fuck it and just drank $5 brandy and Diet Pepsi.
I like beer, I prefer IPAs. "bitter and boozy" is how I describe what I want to bartenders and matchmakers. You don't like IPA, then don't drink it?
Shut the fuck up and let me drink what I like, ok?
I've been a white guy since the 80's and I have no idea what an IPA is. It is a beer. It is a "pale ale" whatever that is. It also comes equipped with the letter i. Is that all there is to know?
Will you please stop being reasonable and join the gender-conformist circlejerk? Girls like lattes, boys like beers -- it's basic science
My b. Gee whiz I sure can't get enough IPA. It pairs nicely with the penis that I have.
And I can't seem to get enough penis, so it all balances out in the grand scheme of things
India Penis Ale
The I stands for India as the British used to have to stick loads of hops in for the ale to make it to India without going off as hops are antimicrobial.
If you're a white guy since the 80s what were you before that?
Been sober for almost a year now and never felt better. Sobriety isn't something everyone has to strive for, but damn I'll tell you it feels good
Congratulations! I know from experience it's a great feat, but well worth it
I feel personally attacked. And buzzed.
I like ipas. Citra is my hop. I'm sorry my preferences of drink is annoying to you.
Citra, Nelson, Simcoe... Oh my!
Ahhhhhhhhh
I'm in this picture and I'm totally cool with it