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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just buy some commercial property, island, luxury house that is worth 100M, it can be done in less then a week. 3 weeks left to think and organize how to spend 1 billion in 1 day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

No you're getting somewhere. Buy 1B in property put it in a company. Then use that as a mortgage to get a higher loan to buy some more. This way you can in addition avoid paying taxes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Warhammer!!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Brewster's Millions genie

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

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