Etterra

Get a dumb phone.

Probably that I haven't killed myself yet. That's not a joke.

Too bad some of the people who need the protection the most (disabled Americans) are unwelcome. Sucks to be us I guess.

Mass starvation is historically the usual trigger for revolution. Not always though.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

R2D2. I firmly believe that the joke is true that he's constantly swearing up a storm and knows basically everything but everybody who hears his stories just thinks he's making shit up for laughs.

You didn't just walk into that, you sprinted.

There it is.

Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.'

That's because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of "contents: 8 razor heads" or w/e. I've worked a lot of distribution over the years and there's a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they're usually behind a locked plastic case.

AI generated ~~music~~ slop

FTFY