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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My boss is a coke addict so I think I'd be fine

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit, when I used to grow the devil's lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.

In my experience, weed brings people together!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Try microdosing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fact that you just called it the devil's lettuce makes me think you didn't

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You don't have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven't uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it's a bit of a time capsule.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No judge on smoking but be professional at work.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

works from home

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Saying weed smells like ass isn't an attack on cannabis or users themselves. Sorry but if you come over reeking of weed I'm gonna ask you to change clothes or put on some body spray or something

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

“Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a software engineer, I literally vape at my desk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for living the dream

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Usually I don't tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I'm judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, there's a song about it, so you're technically correct.