this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do not consent to this photo of me! Take it down immediately!!!1

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would, but I'm icing my back. I'll do it later.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

This will have consequences! tries to stand, winces, gives up

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it's still killing me when I don't put pressure on it.☹️

Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In every immortality canon, you have to give something up. My theory is that we'll extend life as far as our bodies will let us, but our minds will go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe we’ll gain the ability to upload our brains to a computer. But then the downside is, if the computer dies so do you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Defragmented mind file. Impossible to repair that file. Better hope there's no bit corruption now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In your scenario, I invision that we lose our humanity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The most realistic scenario is probably giving up money

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

Judging by the price of insulin versus the cost of making it, immortality would be very unevenly distributed. capitalist-laugh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Soon please

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oof, I'm literally feeling this meme right now. A couple days ago apparently I slept at the wrong angle or something, and my hip has been hurting ever since.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sneezed while I was stretching for something the other day. I shouldn't be so reckless.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This happened to me once. Fast forward 6 mo, spine surgery.

:rattling chains in ghost form:

dooont be like meeeeeee

goooo see a doooctoooorrrrrr

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have hurt my neck more than once by sneezing too hard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed, but I’ve pulled my neck coming two or three times. It definitely makes me feel a way though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When I sneeze too hard I feel it for a few minutes in my neck and shoulders. Hate that feeling. I think I had that since my teens tho. I'm worried about it getting worse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Me, after eating a lot of food on birthday parties in my childhood: "That was so good! I would eat more if it was possible!"

Me, eating more than 5 cookies nowadays: "Jesus Christ, my stomach hurts!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A month or so ago I woke up and something went crack in my neck as I tried to get up from the bed. Pain. Can't move my head. Slooowly subsides over like 15min. It still feels off and stiff and starts to hurt if it is a weird position for a while. Not sure what happened but fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Ah! I think it's torticollis again!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don't worry! It will only get better from here!