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[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's his fault really, there's no apostrophe.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's silly. It's dogs b'owl.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only if the dogs have space worms.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listen. If my dogs want space worms, I'm going to get them space worms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The ' is silent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

m'bowl. Tips hat

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You'd think they'd like grapes more.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Are you talking about fruit flies or time flies?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Strike. Strike. Strike strike strike. Strike!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey Nico, it's your dog, let's go bowling

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Aw shit. Here we go again.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Non native so maybe it just gets lost, but I don't get it?

Is the error that the possessive 's is missing at 'dogs' ? If so, then its plural... I don't get it ^^'

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, they forgot the apostrophe, so the Dad took "Have you seen the dogs bowl?" to mean "Have you seen the dogs go bowling?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Oohhh OK, now I get it. I was missing that 'bowl' is short for bowling.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You could also read it as a vowel.

(in bowling) to roll a ball along a smooth surface during a game of bowls or bowling

(in Cricket) to throw a ball towards a batsman (= the player who hits the ball) using a vertical circular movement of the arm while running:

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bowl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's not short for bowling (although it can be expressed like that too), it's the infinitive form of the verb, to bowl. "Have you seen the birds fly?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

While that gives the response more legitimacy, dads don't actually care about the grammar and will make a smart ass response just based on how the question sounds.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Have you seen the bowl belonging to the dog? (The intended question of the asker. You're right, it's missing the possessive.)

vs.

Have you seen the dogs bowling? (The dad's perfect misinterpretation.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

You're on the right track. The possessive 's is missing which would make it the bowl of the dog (as intended). The way it is written, "bowl" could be a verb as in "have you seen the dogs when they bowl". Hope that makes sense and I'm a non native myself so not 100% sure myself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yep, that's it. This way "bowl" becomes a verb and the sentence means "Have you seen the dogs play bowling?".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If only there'd been an apostrophe....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dad saw this as a teachable moment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dad, noticing the missing apostrophe

"Oh-ho, the game is afoot!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

at first i though this was talking about the Puppy Bowl that is broadcasted before the superb owl, and yes, it is something that everyone should watch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It used to be at the same time, so you'd have to choose between the two

You know which one I was more interested in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Wait, if it's not providing a better alternative to the sportsball then what even is the point?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago