Tyoda
Have you tried Warpinator? It only does files and has none of the issues you mentioned.
Yep, that's it. This way "bowl" becomes a verb and the sentence means "Have you seen the dogs play bowling?".
Next you'll be telling me that's not you in the picture!
You just gotta look at honeypot ants. Those babies can s t r e t c h.
edit: they are actually converting their food. I thought they were literally stealing honey... whoops
Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
In the very first episode of House M.D. we establish that House washes both before and after.
We then watch him go to the bathroom at least a dozen times throughout the series, and not once does he wash before. Worst. Series. Ever.
If the pants are stretchy they could fit one of the lowest (already pantsd) branches in each leg of the jeans, and easily pull it up. You need bigger and stretchier pants as you go up the tree, though.
At some point M$ allowed the free download of something called "Windows XP Mode for Windows 7". It was some virtual machine or something. What matters is that it's possible to extract an XP ISO from this, which I have successfully used to spin up a virtual machine! It still complains about a license key, though.
The reason I mention this is that this is still available on archive.org, and it's signed by M$, so you know it's legit. I don't know if other ISOs available have such a receipt of authenticity. Probably, but I never cared enough to check, especially since I grabbed this from the official website while it was available.
As long as it's in your list, your client keeps a copy of the torrent file around somewhere.