this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Looks more like that was the original color and there was a rug over it. The rest has faded in the 50 years since it was laid down.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Yup, I'm quite certain the saturated color area is how the rug originally looked

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It looks like the Koolaid Man visited...and that's why that wall is all patched up with mosaic tile print

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That room has a very specific odor that I can't quite describe, but I trust you know it as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Old carpet, dust, decades of sunlight, and a hint of wood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Don't forget cigarettes.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s a nasty wine/juice spill.

Blood would look darker. Almost brownish I think.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Almost brownish I think.

Good save, we definitely aren't onto you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am but a vessel for … uh… my own thoughts

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Just remember what Harry taught you and stick to the rules.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I have an alibi.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I actually love this. Just replace the carpet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The wood ceiling is fantastic!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

That is where a round shag-pile carpet (probably white) lay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s missing a magazine rack and a weird sun clock on the wall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No macrame? Or string-art?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Oh man, the string art. I’d forgotten.

I’ve just had a flashback to Canadian Blue Mountain Pottery too, but that might have just been my grandparents.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Definitely wouldn't mind being in a house like that, so long as the floor is that reddish stain(?) looking color.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It is just some tomato sauce officer, we buried the meatball in concrete…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I actually really dig whatever is going on with that green wall.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It was like that when I got here vicar sergeant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Marsha! Marsha! Marsh—…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I can't recall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I was making koolaid