I am your father... you piece of shit
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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I love you
I know, you piece of shit
Do or do not, there is no try you piece of shit
Judge me by my size, do you, you piece of shit?
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
He asked calmly.
dumbledore asked calmly
I was thinking "ur a wizard 'arry! You piece of shit!"
One does not simply walk into mordor, you piece of shit.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?
KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
It's Morbin' time you piece of shit!
What has it gots in its nasty little pocketses, the piece of shit
You're a wizard, Harry.
You piece of shit.
You bow for no one you piece of shit
Nobody puts baby in a corner you piece of shit.
As you wish, you piece of shit.
Dillon, you son of a bitch you piece of shit!
I did not hit her! Oh hi, Mark, you piece of shit
You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!
Alright, alright, alright, alright... You piece of shit
Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!
Shut up, you had me at hello you piece of shit.
... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. You piece of shit.
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore you piece of shit
Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit
spoiler
You know how to whistle, don't you, you piece of shit?
"You've got mail, you piece of shit."
Hakunah matata you piece of shit
Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY! You piece of shit
It's over Anakin. I have the high ground, you piece of shit.
I AM NO MAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Drill Sergeant: JESUS H. CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Pvt. Pyle: SIR, A JELLY DONUT, SIR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
This is Sparta, you piece of shit
Hasta la Vista, you piece of shit.
That'll do pig, you piece of shit.
Dobby Never Meant To Kill. He Only Meant To Maim Or Seriously Injure... you piece of shit
- KHAAAAAAAAN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
- Play it, Sam, you piece of shit. (no one ever says "play it again, Sam")
- Never tell me the odds you piece of shit!
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can, you piece of shit.
- Good morning Vietnam, you piece of shit!
- I love the smell of Napalm in the morning you piece of shit!
- You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder, for money, you piece of shit?
- Go ahead, make my day you piece of shit.
- Open the pod bay doors, HAL you piece of shit.
- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley you piece of shit.
- You're gonna need a bigger boat, you piece of shit.
Charlton Heston Bonus Round:
- LET MY PEOPLE GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
- YOU DAMN DIRTY APES, YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
- SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
- You may conquer the land, you may slaughter the people. But that is not the end. We will rise again, you piece of shit.
It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again you piece of shit.
With great power comes great responsibility, you piece of shit.
Khaaaaannnnnn! You piece of shit
I am a Jedi, like my father before me you peice of shit.
Can I carry that for you jesus...
you piece of shit.
Get in mah belly, you piece of shit
It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard, and we're gonna have to work at this every day. But I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. You and me. Every day. You piece of shit.
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