Marduk73

Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.

Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks

I laughed a little too much at this.

All up

Or "but you're still coming into work right?"

Their there...

Heavy metal

Id put just a little bit of money down and say this is near Volo car museum. Not a sure bet because movie cars have copies.

I think i know why you are alone

Rrrraaawwwrr

Make a cat burrito. Gently but firmly wrap your cat in a towel with one claw free. Work on the free claw. Get a helper to hold the burrito and to try and confort the cat.

Its not fool proof if the cat fights hard, but it helps on some cats without traumatizing them or injuring you.

Ill take a same old thing.... Aparrently is i enclose same old thing in carrots, it doesnt disolay.