this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
232 points (96.8% liked)

Technology

59148 readers
3105 users here now

This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.


Our Rules


  1. Follow the lemmy.world rules.
  2. Only tech related content.
  3. Be excellent to each another!
  4. Mod approved content bots can post up to 10 articles per day.
  5. Threads asking for personal tech support may be deleted.
  6. Politics threads may be removed.
  7. No memes allowed as posts, OK to post as comments.
  8. Only approved bots from the list below, to ask if your bot can be added please contact us.
  9. Check for duplicates before posting, duplicates may be removed

Approved Bots


founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
all 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 208 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Wow this is so hard on point!

[–] [email protected] 133 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Nothing could possibly benefit that company as much as Elon Musk getting demotivated and no longer coming in to work.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tesla getting a new CEO is the only way Tesla is going to win back the demographics that Musk chased away acting like a dumb toddler.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

ie: the people who care about climate change enough to spend $40-100K on EVs of mediocre build quality.

I suppose his maliciously designed Truck will convert a few bro-dozers who need a new truck to commute in, but I don’t think it’ll help Teslas bottom line.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think you understand just how upset he’s going to be if he doesn’t get 46 billion.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

He's almost definitely going to call someone a pedo again.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Save $46 billion and have musk leave? Thats win-win if I've ever seen it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If the stock wasn’t so overly valued based on Musk-lies I’d agree, but I think they’re in trouble either way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Musk knows something unrelated that's gonna bring down Teslas stock and this is how he's gonna exploit it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

My money out on a major state banning the cyber truck after it Julians a pedestrian.

I know that a normal car with sharp protruding bodywork/rust holes, wouldn’t pass the safety inspection in at least the 2 New England states I’ve owned cars in.

I could see CA and the rest of the west coast banning their sales first, or requiring so much rework that they aren’t viable cars there.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago

Grab 5 of the top engineers, sales people, and marketing at the company, double their pay, and grant them a $1,000,000,000 bonus in 5 years time if they beat certain performance metrics. Have them sit on a board as coCEOs and watch true motivation. Kick out the guy that's demanding 3 times your annual income as "motivational" compensation.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I remember when Bill Gates was the richest person on the planet with $45 billion total and it was covered in all the news. Things have gone more out of control than anyone could’ve imagined.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

And Bill sold his soul honestly with hard work, not instead of it

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I will stay motivated for only $45 billion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

You cheap bastard...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'll do it for $44 billion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You drive a hard bargain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I’ll do it for three point fiddy billion

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't even get out of bed for less than $2 billion.

How the hell can this not affect the morale of people working for this company? Even from a purely evil self-preservation standpoint that seems important to consider.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

My company sold a part of our business, and I casually mentioned to our VP that it's almost enough to buy everyone in the company a lamborghini. He didn't seem to think that would be a good idea, but that stock buybacks and a big dividend would be...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

can this not affect the morale of people working for this company?

Are you saying they WON'T give 46 billion to everybody who works for this company?

How scandalous!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Here's the article; the link in the OP points to a discussion thread.

The chair ought to be questioning whether the company should continue to employ someone who needs that much "motivation", not urging shareholders to give it to him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That guy is probably getting pegged by musk for $1 billion per instance. It’s on his best interest musk has the money and needs to convince the board.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The chair is actually a woman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

He probably promised to knock her up.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

Me too. I'll go first, and if it works, he can do it as well.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

I also need this to stay motivated.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

This guy is a leech.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Tesla Board Chairperson Robyn Denholm urged shareholders to re-approve CEO Elon Musk's $46 billion pay package this week, saying the vote is "not about the money" while suggesting that Musk could leave Tesla or devote less time to the company if he isn't properly compensated.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So basically, he wants his salary to be Twitter's purchase price and some change. That seems totally reasonable as compensation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

It's funny that he's asking for what amounts to an undo button for this colossal mistake he made in buying Twitter.

"Please give me exactly enough cash to bail myself out of all this Saudi debt that I took on when I memed myself into a legal requirement to acquire Twitter"

I hope this gets him booted from Tesla. It's an open secret that he doesn't run the show anyway, he just has enough power to force them to develop boondoggles like the Cybertruck.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I’ll happily be their new CEO for a mere half a billion. I will be intensely motivated as such.

Seriously though, how can you pay a CEO this much money and actually believe that’s how much value you’re getting? Absolutely ridiculous. I imagine it’s a revolving door system where you and your buddies always vote each other up into bigger compensation packages.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

if he wasn’t motivated to not tank tesla’s stock by being a vocal fascist… i don’t think this would motivate him to do anything good either

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

A submarine

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, so do I. I'd be so god damned motivated for 46 billion.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You better be motivated. Being a CEO is super hard work plus your genius ideas are required to propel the company to record profits.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I can see! Man could you imagine spending a full twenty hours a week socializing with your peers, traveling, or (*gasp*) even exercising!? Why, I'd barely be able to hold it together for my daily hour long "Business meal"!

God knows I'd never be able to soldier through like Musk, constantly promising things like "Mars colony in two years" every year (among other things)while still having the time to spend hours posting "!!" "Concerning" or "XD XD XD" until 3 am on Twitter. Why I probably wouldn't even have the time to signal boost white supremacists and post dog whistles about we need more babies to stave off "the great replacement".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Where are all the idiots who swear that "coMpaNIes mUSt MaXimIZe proFiTs bY lAw" now?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Please pay him so he concentrates on fucking up Tesla and leaves SpaceX alone.