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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, so do I. I'd be so god damned motivated for 46 billion.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You better be motivated. Being a CEO is super hard work plus your genius ideas are required to propel the company to record profits.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I can see! Man could you imagine spending a full twenty hours a week socializing with your peers, traveling, or (*gasp*) even exercising!? Why, I'd barely be able to hold it together for my daily hour long "Business meal"!

God knows I'd never be able to soldier through like Musk, constantly promising things like "Mars colony in two years" every year (among other things)while still having the time to spend hours posting "!!" "Concerning" or "XD XD XD" until 3 am on Twitter. Why I probably wouldn't even have the time to signal boost white supremacists and post dog whistles about we need more babies to stave off "the great replacement".