this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That looks like a soulless corporate HQ

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It looks like I need to send my engineer into it for a science based objective. Bro actually lives there.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You’re not wrong

[–] [email protected] 99 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's the lab you need to use to research nuclear weapons.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

Requires 750 minerals 1000 energy and three industrial age buildings

[–] [email protected] 94 points 5 months ago (8 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I love that design. That comparison just makes it better, those games had a big part in my childhood.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like it as a building, but not as a home. I’d absolutely launch my mech suit from there but I wouldn’t necessarily want to curl up in my pajamas with my dog there

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Yeah this is a fantastic building for the robotics complex at a university.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

You could be Tony Stark or some super villain in that house for sure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

People hate on Bieber but I love his ridiculous tastes—I’ve always wanted a fully chrome car and this hideous but kinda beautiful building absolutely looks like something from SimCity 2000.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I’d wololo that bad boy in an instant. Sunlight levels at maximum!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Justin Bieber confirmed Command and Conquer nerd.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

If it had a stone facade instead of the sleek gray I'd be all over it.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Game is Command & Conquer Red Alert 2

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

And it came out in 2000 NOT 1999 🙄🙄🙄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Ya people should put some respect on that name

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

New construction option... available

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Construction complete... building

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Unable to comply... building in progress

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You must construct additional pylons.
I mean silos! Silos needed!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

Oligarchic ballistic missile launch mansion

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Kirov reporting

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

From God to Kane to Seth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

"I'm escaping to the last place that wasn't infested by Justin Beiber fans: Space!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Research center lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Initiating chronobieber in 3... 2.. 1..

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

SimCity 2000 landmark.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Proof that you can have money and not be classy

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, the majority of people with lots of money that live in my city have the least classy houses. It's either some soulless concrete corpo block or some gaudy thing with roman pillars in front of the entrance. That's the shit they don't show you on GQ lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Why tho?! Can't they hire people with good taste to tell them this is shit?! oh well... i guess if I had bilions I wouldn't care about pesants opinions either

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

My parents live on a street where all the local footballers/celebs like to live. Without exception, they buy these beautiful ~£1,000,000 old houses, demolish them and replace with some nasty gaudy affront to architecture that absolutely screams new money. Almost all have those pillars...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

It looks like a blitzball stadium from FF X.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

95% of the walls in that thing are not flat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Salad spinner house

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

RA2 was from 2000 but otherwise accurate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

F me imagine working 3rd shift and trying to get some sleep in that house.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What happens if you pixelate his DUI records?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

What happens if you pixelate his DUI records?

Papers, please.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Thats a cross between a nano age Cyber Laboratory and Temple from Empire Earth (2001)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Isn’t that where Big Head lived in Silicon Valley?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Looks like and old bank....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I was thinking Sim City 2000

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

brb firing up SCURK

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