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Owners will have to wait until April 20 for deliveries to resume.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I read that Tesla being Tesla reinvented a ton of very standard components that other car manufacturers have been using for decades. So there are a lot of weird issues with Teslas that you wouldn't see in a car from an established car maker. It's Tesla ego which makes them think that they can design component better than a whole industry over decades and decades could.

When the Model S came out, I thought it was the height of cool, but I wouldn't consider buying one of their vehicles now. I think the only reason they even kinda did well was that the rest of the car makers were slow to start making EVs that looked decent and were priced reasonably. Now that the big boys are in the game, Tesla has been dropping the price of some of their models to try and stay competitive. But their cars have always had quality assurance issues, and their support isn't decent at all, since they try to blame customers for things outside of their control.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I read that Tesla being Tesla reinvented a ton of very standard components that other car manufacturers have been using for decades

If there's one constant in "libertarian" philosophy, it's that they always inevitably end up reinventing the policies/laws/processes/regulations they tried to ignore in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Chesterton#Chesterton's_fence

Libertarians think they're smarter than everyone else and never wonder why the fence is there in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

The story of that random city/town is pretty great. Free State Project, I think it was.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

It's not that Musk ever thought Tesla could design "better" components, it's that Musk knew Tesla could design proprietary components, and in there lies the grift.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The OG teslas had FOMOCO e-throttle pedal assemblies from Ford.

The problem is that Tesla is constantly changing parts during a model run, sometimes for the better (reliability, simplicity) other times for cost cutting and that is why I’d never own one. Because there are a million iterations finding parts to repair them, and I only buy 10+ year old cars (possibly nothing after 2010 at this rate).

Teslas are built like one time use smartphones. Only good for parts recycling after they fail.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Finally saw one of these in person as it drove past me in the oncoming lane.

Was being driven by the most Karen looking Karen youve ever seen, and she did NOT look happy driving it.

I literally burst out laughing from how fucking stupid it looks

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If you see someone driving a Tesla the correct response is always to point and laugh.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I do this for lifted trucks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Also totally appropriate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I was at a gas station the other day and some guy was fueling up his stupid ass lowered truck. He then blastes off as fast as he could and as a reflex i just had to point and laugh. He actually came back and asked me what's so funny, before showing how good he is at using the accelerator again. These muppeds somehow all look the same.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Don't come to Indiana. You'll lose control of your car quickly from all the pointing and laughing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

My partner suggested "Tesla Tittyflips" as a modern replacement to "punch buggy". That's been a fun game on long drives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Thumbs down too.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Laying off 10%+ of the workforce is a bold move when they're already delaying deliveries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, they're only laying off employees in countries that are strongly pro-union.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

How about blaming whoever came up with that dumb idea? Did they watch the "Homer designs a car" episode of Simpons and thought it was a good idea?

April 20. 4/20. Rriight. I wonder whose idea that was.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They built The Homer and advertised it as a Canyonero.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

That's the best description of the cybertruck I've ever read. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well it is Hitler's birthday, so to "funny number man and antismeite" Musk its a win win.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So...potentially unreliable, potentially unsafe, inefficient, expensive, bad quality control, bad customer support, and buying one supports a complete baby man to try to continue to mess with our country's politics. What are the benefits of buying one of these again?

The 4/20 restart date makes sense for a start-up company that needs to grab headlines, but that isn't Tesla any more. They are an established company in the industry now - it's time for the company to act professional.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Right, from the same CEO who sends the poop emoji.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

There's something so incredibly Tesla about something meant to add a thin veneer of fake quality being executed poorly and causing serious safety issues

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

"owners will have to wait for April 20th" is nothing serious with this manchild ffs 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Over the weekend, dozens of waiting customers reported that their impending deliveries had been canceled due to "an unexpected delay regarding the preparation of your vehicle."

But in 2023, a safety researcher in Minnesota published a white paper with a potential mechanism, showing how a voltage spike in Tesla's inverter could cause a car to experience an acceleration event.

That same year, a leaked trove of Tesla documents to the German publication Handelsblatt included more than 2,400 customer complaints alleging sudden unintended brake problems.

This time, the potential culprit might be a lot easier to identify than a defective inverter experiencing a random voltage spike.

Yesterday, a Cybertruck owner on TikTok posted a video showing how the metal cover of his accelerator pedal allegedly worked itself partially loose and became jammed underneath part of the dash.

Lending this theory credence, Whole Mars Blog, a social media account with close links to the automaker, stated on Saturday that "Tesla has stopped all Cybertruck deliveries for 7 days due to an issue with the accelerator pedal."


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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Couldnt just be because they are an ugly embarassment to drive