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The dangers of procrastination (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Rookie mistake. The best way to procrastinate is to set everything up so you could work on it and then not do it. What's the fun in procrastination when not actively defying work?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I like having the work I'm procrastinating up on my second monitor so that if I happen to feel a 30 second burst of productivity it doesn't go to waste.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

And if anyone wants to know, you're right in the middle of it just when they happen to ask

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I unplugged my lan, thrown my mobile to the other side of the room, opened everything that I needed. And still ended up just walking up & down thinking about random stuff.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's when middle management gets involved.

Problem: There are 18 sources of truth for this information

Solution: There are now 19 sources of truth for this information

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's when district management gets involved.

Problem: There are 19 sources of truth for this information

Solution: There are now 20 sources of truth for this information

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Corporate gets involved

There are now 18 (10 Old and 8 new but conflicting) sources of truth

We reduced departmental inefficiency by 50% (20 to 10). Round of applause

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

This hits way too close to home. Had something similar happen last week. I knew the task would be simple but didn’t realize I needed a different API key to test it locally. Lucky my boss is also a slacker like me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

A week? Rookie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

technical debt is your friend.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

hahah

that would never happen to me side-eye-2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

'so weird, my permissions were fine before and now they're gone? Can you give me access again? Ah fuck, all my work didn't save either... Gonna need another week.'