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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's when middle management gets involved.

Problem: There are 18 sources of truth for this information

Solution: There are now 19 sources of truth for this information

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's when district management gets involved.

Problem: There are 19 sources of truth for this information

Solution: There are now 20 sources of truth for this information

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Corporate gets involved

There are now 18 (10 Old and 8 new but conflicting) sources of truth

We reduced departmental inefficiency by 50% (20 to 10). Round of applause