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The dangers of procrastination (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Rookie mistake. The best way to procrastinate is to set everything up so you could work on it and then not do it. What's the fun in procrastination when not actively defying work?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I like having the work I'm procrastinating up on my second monitor so that if I happen to feel a 30 second burst of productivity it doesn't go to waste.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

And if anyone wants to know, you're right in the middle of it just when they happen to ask

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I unplugged my lan, thrown my mobile to the other side of the room, opened everything that I needed. And still ended up just walking up & down thinking about random stuff.