this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

But how do you consume your moloko?

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Almost downvoted this post through pure instinctive disgust

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

I genuinely don't mind.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.

I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That fork has a lisp. And I can't explain that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

You're correct though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I thought it might be trisomy 21, but that also fits.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

10/10 as a weird collectible

0/10 as an eating utensil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

You may find beauty in it by considering its uses as a weed tool.

Everything looks like a nail when you’re hammered or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I fucking hate this fork

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

That fork is doing the best it can

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

What the fork?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Sensory adventure 12/10

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I fucking hate it. Viscerally so.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Looks like one i made in blender

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The one in the kitchen I assume

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The one for making 3-d models

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It really looks like a repurposed knife at a glance.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your 4-based rating system is almost as perverse as that "utensil."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This comment was very helpful! It rate it with 7/7

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

i'd give it 5/7, perfect score

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I'd still prefer this to one made of thin metal with one of the tines slightly bent

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Why is the prong at the right shorter than every other one? Bad fork, 1/5. Giving it a 1 and not a 0 because it's probably heavy and I like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

5/7 perfect score

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It looks interesting but I'd be very disappointed if someone expects me to eat with it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Looks like a fork to me.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I hate it. It should be melted down for scrap

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

What's the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Looks like one of those little seafood forks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

more like a bork (bad fork)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

sheer-agony/10

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