Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.
Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)
But how do you consume your moloko?
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Want
Almost downvoted this post through pure instinctive disgust
I genuinely don't mind.
-3/10 bad fork
Bad fork,
Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.
I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.
That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.
Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.
That fork has a lisp. And I can't explain that.
You're correct though.
I thought it might be trisomy 21, but that also fits.
10/10 as a weird collectible
0/10 as an eating utensil
I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.
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You may find beauty in it by considering its uses as a weed tool.
Everything looks like a nail when you’re hammered or something like that.
I fucking hate this fork
That fork is doing the best it can
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)
What the fork?
Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.
Sensory adventure 12/10
jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.
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I fucking hate it. Viscerally so.
Looks like one i made in blender
It really looks like a repurposed knife at a glance.
4/4
Your 4-based rating system is almost as perverse as that "utensil."
This comment was very helpful! It rate it with 7/7
i'd give it 5/7, perfect score
I'd still prefer this to one made of thin metal with one of the tines slightly bent
Why is the prong at the right shorter than every other one? Bad fork, 1/5. Giving it a 1 and not a 0 because it's probably heavy and I like that.
5/7 perfect score
Knork/10
It looks interesting but I'd be very disappointed if someone expects me to eat with it.
Looks like a fork to me.
No!
^fork^
I hate it. It should be melted down for scrap
What's the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.
Looks like one of those little seafood forks
It’s a lork!
more like a bork (bad fork)
sheer-agony/10
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