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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The other half of the joke:

As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. "What's with the wheel?" The bartender asks....

"Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that "Bounty" is also a paper towel brand.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bounty is a chocolate bar?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Knockoff Mounds

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

North American chocolate/coconut/almond bar. Pretty good too 7/10

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Also sold in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

It's a knockoff of the US Mounds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Mars is the manufacturer and according to them, it's sold in the UK and Canada so take it up with them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Funily enough, Mars is also a chocolate bar

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

In the UK it's called plenty now not bounty.