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Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Hopefully with no bugs.

Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (5 children)

Can't believe they don't have proofreaders at ars technicha. Reading is fundamental 😘

It's not a Windows app, it's an app for macOS, IOS, and Android.

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The least spoken language in the world is sign-language (lemmy.ca)
Where to watch MLB games? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Kodi with Mad Titan Sports

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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. (lemmy.ca)
I'm looking to drop cable but need live sports alternative. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kodi with Mad Titan Sports

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How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot. (lemmy.ca)
My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is a forum not a comedy club. There was a grammatical pause. See the comma?

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (4 children)

When you tell a joke, do you ask the hearer to go into another room to hear the punchline?

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Are you the dad joke cop?

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. (lemmy.ca)
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Post your own joke then it can

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Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie. (lemmy.ca)
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It hurts me to say this, but I have a sore throat. (lemmy.ca)
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Mars is the manufacturer and according to them, it's sold in the UK and Canada so take it up with them.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” in c/[email protected]
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Bounty is a chocolate bar?

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In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him. (lemmy.ca)
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” (lemmy.ca)
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The really sad part is that it was my daughter and she is 32....

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It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the submarine in that song green. That would’ve been sublime. (lemmy.ca)
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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. (lemmy.ca)
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Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. (lemmy.ca)
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Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to walk. (lemmy.ca)
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