this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ugh. sorry to say that took me a minute...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I only got it on the 4th scroll past or so...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If anyone is interested there is a Yellow Submarine animated film that was a favorite when I was younger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My little toddler is Beatles crazy. She don’t want to watch cartoons, just Beatles. When she wakes up in the morning she says, “Daddy, my Beatles.”

I’m gonna have to find that for her. She has the little book and she carries it around everywhere.

That scene in Hello, Goodbye where Ringo shakes his head, she imitates it every time she hears it in the song. It’s adorable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She might find the film a little freaky...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I started coming up with parody lyrics ages ago, but never got farther than
"We all live in a yellow submarine, it used to white, but now it's turning green."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Punchline should be in the description

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Thanks, dad. LMMFAO