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[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Great, now consulting a search engine on questions about vim the text editor will yield equally awkward results as consulting a search engine on matters concerning latex the typesetting system.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Other examples that are horrible to search for:

matrix/element (yields html coding and other unrelated info)

Signal (pretty common term for anything but the secure messenger)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Shit, I remember googling "How to kill a child", my next search was "How to kill a child process." I'm probably on a list somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I think we've all been at a point like this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While I understand the idea behind the naming scheme of matrix, it's an awful name. The naming behind synapse/dendrite is better I believe. But I don't have a better idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It was renamed, thats what pisses me off. The client was renamed from riot (much more unique in software context) to element. I assume riot was not investor friendly which is a lame ass reason too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

For matrix i only got the movie's as a result

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

Vim commandline goes :BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Another thing that's hard to quit.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I don't like your name..

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How to turn off that vim wand

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

just say you prefer nano,
it will instantly kill the vibe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'm a micro fan myself, but I imagine that'll give the same results

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Why doesn’t this damn thing have a simple off switch like everything else?

Greybeard/greypube: “Ahhctually it is fast and simple and it’s not funny that noobs can’t rtfm. How hard is it to remember squeeze, twist, remove?”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

␛⃣ :q! ⏎⃣

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Classic VIM. It's not intuitive and probably won't get the job done unless you really know what you're doing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

🤔 wondering what the emacs equivalent would be

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

i think emacs can probably already do that with the right plugins

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Apparently, ice cream.

img

There are also several financial institutions named emaqs:-P

And an Employee Management and Compensation System in California:-D.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Esc Meta Alt Ctrl Shift: "hotkeys" will never be the same again...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

neo(n orange)vim

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Does it have plugin support?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Vagina instant massaging

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For quality battery one's, it's not, but these may be dropshipping garbage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hitachi still top dog. And is 150.

But the vim is nice for people who want to be able to start at a lower speed.

Def worth the cost.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hitachi hasn't made them since 2013, but the quality ones are up there, yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They still are made by Hitachi, but they changed the name to stop the association

https://magicwandoriginal.com

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Move around your back with jklm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

High on demand!