Molten_Moron

"...there was a 24% increase in heart attacks on the Monday following the switch to daylight saving time [in 2024]."

I'd say the people in that 24% have a quite valid reason to care.

Hypoallergenic filling is technically correct

£500 gets you a sit down meeting and a website design drawn in crayon on a napkin.

While we're there, we can also talk about the cost for website development and why you shouldn't talk to dad about websites ever again.

I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It's just a technicality that makes for a great joke.

The last American knows it's a markup language.

And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language.

Reboot the whole system.

pants aren't an issue when you're QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

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Too late! That was too good to be your first go.

Where's the Copilot key?

3 billion devices can't be wrong!