Kerb

i like to use "skill issue" from time to time

Wait a minute. How did this happen?
We’re smarter than this.

Apparently Not

thanks man, but how did you get a picture of my room ?!?

yes and no.

I work as an it support in a small software company, so i do lots of stuff:
data integration / migration, fixes in our legacy products & websites, and of course fixing printers.

thats way to complicated explain in detail,
but just saying IT support doesn't do it justice (people just think im the guy that tells people to "turn it of and on again" if i leave it at that)

Instead of telling people directly what i do,
i just tell them i work in IT, this is what my company does, and i work on these products.

dont forget darwin aka MacOS

its just missing dns entrys.

if you configure anything other than your providers default dns server you don't notice it.

smartphones are pretty damn impressive.

they downright make scifi gizmos like dataslates, or comunicators seem outdated.

gps navigation arround the world,
even without cellula reception if you have offline map data.
and automatic navigation / route planning

a vast array of communication services be it text sound, or video,
one on one, as a group, or in a public forum.

a vast sea of information on every topic immaginable.

ever improving camera & sensor tech.

and smartphones do it all in one device small enough to fit in your pocket.

and i didn't even mention the computing power & storage that oveshadows some room sized supercomputers of the past

::1 is the new 127.0.0.1
:: abbreviates empty fields
ipv6 has more addresses
there is something going on with mac addresses (asside from arp)

thats all i remember

hes also calm instead of RAGING because windows has YET AGAIN overwritten his linux bootloader.

i like to dunk left over fries in vanilla icecream.

my coworkers thought i was mad when they witnessed me doing that.

id choose super speed,
the kind where you also change your perception of time and everything just seems to slow down compared to you.

as long as i can change that speed, and am not stuck percieving everything at a crawl.