Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
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Pretty good actually.
Ooo fishies
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.
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McDonald's stocks go up 200%
We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.
With the US healthcare system? Expensive.
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
I can live off soiled bread I suppose
The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Monté Christo was quite skillful.
I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.
Porn i guess
I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?
Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
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The walls are closing in...
Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.
I need to work on my temper
I think I'd be alright.
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.
Bollocks.
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
I should be fine, just gotta change my name
spoiler
I may also need to get smarter
I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.
Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.
I'm not gonna worry about it