Granite

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The insurance industry will love this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (8 children)

No longer a car company then…

[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 months ago (2 children)

History has proven again and again that rights are taken, not given.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pedal, not petal.

Not trying to be an asshole, just a nudge to avoid misunderstandings (although the context is clear in this case)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I can’t imagine the ROI is gonna be great… people pause shit when they leave their phones or TV. How do this miss something so basic?!

My spouse wfh and he has to pause the TV for phone calls all the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This sounds like a math puzzle. How many satellites of X mass must impact the atmosphere and Y angle and Z velocity to destroy 1 earth atmosphere?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Just the start…

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There’s a pandemic term I haven’t seen in the wild for a hot minute.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Now I want to read a fantasy comedy where someone trying to make cookies from an ancient recipe is whisked off on an adventure to fulfill the prophecy, but they just want snickerdoodles dammit.

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