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[–] [email protected] 90 points 6 months ago (16 children)

When is Elon releasing the Neuralink chip with Full Self Driving Autopilot?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (7 children)

When he lands on Mars or gets a vacuum train running.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (6 children)

He's gone from suck to blow.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn't mind him dusting my house if you get what I'm saying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Thanos style?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You wanna Fuck Elmo?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Don’t be so crass, it’s be more making love or hiding my two inch sausage.

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