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Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An academic ad-visor helps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That's no match for a Fulbright scholarship.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Even if it went, it would outshine all the other students.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It would've been a "stellar" student in the "universe"-ity though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Golden 😂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

But if he had went the buffalo would say "Bye sun!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It has 5,000 degrees, a 24/7/365 job, and still doesn't get paid any money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Duh it's not 24h, it's sleeping at night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Still can't find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I'm paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I'll only take 50% of tips! "

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Must have spent a long time in university to get all those degrees. Unless they're all honorary degrees?