"In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you...."
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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This one has shower built in.
Full listing, at around USD$214,000:
That is… lovely.
Ahh, I also dream about pooping and taking a shower at the same time ☠️
264sqft?? You're paying almost $1000 per square foot...
In the city centre, the average price per square foot for apartments in Hong Kong is US$2,850
Outside of city centre, the average is US$1,876.
Ooofff that hurts 😵💫
Suddenly rent raises in the Midwest don't look that bad anymore.
A lot of Asian homes don’t have a dedicated shower stall, as building spaces tend to be very limited.
Wet rooms are pretty common in Korea, and probably a lot of dense cities. The whole bathroom is treated as the shower, and there’s a drain in the center of the room.
Not saying I like it, but it’s not like this is some landlord special.
Looks like something out of Trainspotting
That must be a nightmare to clean.
Assuming they even clean it
It doesn't look like they do....
You think that's shadows?
Imagine moving in and then you get depression and eat like shit so you become too fat to reach the toilet and since you're a depressed mess with no self respect you grease up the walls so you can push yourself fatly to the toilet.
I would like to retract my previous statement about how I don't mind small toilets.
They went the extra mile and installed nice looking tiles on the floor, which is nice. Alternatively, they separated a bathroom with toilets and showed into two rooms, which is usually good, but this particular version could have used a revision.
I would have tagged you but I couldn’t remember your username! It’s the toilet you always dreamed of!
Looks like something you'd see in an SCP article
Nightmare fuel…. I’d feel as if the walls are trying to swallow me whole… without chewing!
If you touch the walls you die.
I'll bet the plumber had to grease himself up to get in there and do that job.
Twink plumber
Calling the plumber and asking that they make sure to send someone under 15 stone
Precision toilet
Single-aisle airplane toilets be like...
I just want this to be AI
Oh hey! It's my toilet at work! Except ours has a sink you have to squeeze past to get to it.
There's not even enough room to take off my shoes and socks.
The great hall of Toilet
Where's the toilet paper?
Unnecessary. Wipe on the wall as you try to leave.
I think you'd probably glue a pool noodle or two to the walls for better absorbency. Poo noodle?
what a terrible day to have eyes