this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

"In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you...."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This one has shower built in.

image of bathroom with shower and toilet

Full listing, at around USD$214,000:

https://www.28hse.com/en/buy/residential/property-2760538

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“European style wet room”

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That is… lovely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ahh, I also dream about pooping and taking a shower at the same time ☠️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

264sqft?? You're paying almost $1000 per square foot...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the city centre, the average price per square foot for apartments in Hong Kong is US$2,850

Outside of city centre, the average is US$1,876.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ooofff that hurts 😵‍💫

Suddenly rent raises in the Midwest don't look that bad anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A lot of Asian homes don’t have a dedicated shower stall, as building spaces tend to be very limited.

Wet rooms are pretty common in Korea, and probably a lot of dense cities. The whole bathroom is treated as the shower, and there’s a drain in the center of the room.

Not saying I like it, but it’s not like this is some landlord special.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Looks like something out of Trainspotting

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That must be a nightmare to clean.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Assuming they even clean it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It doesn't look like they do....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You think that's shadows?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Imagine moving in and then you get depression and eat like shit so you become too fat to reach the toilet and since you're a depressed mess with no self respect you grease up the walls so you can push yourself fatly to the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Toilet not suitable for Americans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to retract my previous statement about how I don't mind small toilets.
They went the extra mile and installed nice looking tiles on the floor, which is nice. Alternatively, they separated a bathroom with toilets and showed into two rooms, which is usually good, but this particular version could have used a revision.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I would have tagged you but I couldn’t remember your username! It’s the toilet you always dreamed of!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like something you'd see in an SCP article

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nightmare fuel…. I’d feel as if the walls are trying to swallow me whole… without chewing!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If you touch the walls you die.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll bet the plumber had to grease himself up to get in there and do that job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Twink plumber

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Calling the plumber and asking that they make sure to send someone under 15 stone

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Precision toilet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Practice your backstroke while you wipe.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Single-aisle airplane toilets be like...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just want this to be AI

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh hey! It's my toilet at work! Except ours has a sink you have to squeeze past to get to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's not even enough room to take off my shoes and socks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The great hall of Toilet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unnecessary. Wipe on the wall as you try to leave.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think you'd probably glue a pool noodle or two to the walls for better absorbency. Poo noodle?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

what a terrible day to have eyes

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