What do you call a cow with no legs?
capt_wolf
joined 1 year ago
"Con" has brought us such deliciousness as "con queso" and "con carne." It has my vote.
Gotta love fucking over the consumer twice! They're gonna get, what, $5 out of a class action? $5 and a burned out cpu, yay!
Fuschia on black is very hard to read for some people. Personally, even with my glasses on, the text fuzzes out. It's very jarring
One for me, but I'm off today and already enjoying a Mai Tai!
Who uses Adblock??? They're a bullshit, sellout company.
You install Ublock Origin instead and add the annoyance and adblock-blocking lists...
There... Now you don't need to watch ads to watch your ads. Your news and recipe sites no longer have an ad every other sentence. A couple pages still refuse to load because you have an ad blocker. You learn to live without them. Your Google searches have sponsored sites filtered out.
You tell your mother that you can't read that article and it's not being represented on any other news platform, and suggest it's possibly not all that reputable. She tells you she got it from Facebook. You tell her to stop getting all her news from Facebook. You realize maybe social media is a symptom of a sick society too involved in each other's daily doings. You delete your social media accounts and block the pages.
You decide you want to read that book from the Wikipedia page your friend recommended. You open up Libby to see if your local library has a copy of the book. They don't, but they have digital copies of several other books by the same author. You make a note to check them out later, as they're not about the topic you were looking for. You search Google for the book title followed by .epub download and find several sites that have the book your looking for. You put it on your tablet, then put on your shoes, and go out to the park to read your new book. While you're walking, your coworker texts you to complain that your supervisor fired him for plagiarizing work off ChatGPT again. He doesn't understand how they could tell.
You get to the park, sit, and enjoy your book for a while.
"You don't buy the beer here. You rent it!"
That's a bummer, but also not entirely surprising when you consider Half-Life 3...
From what I understand, they basically have a very open work structure. People are free to work on what they want, when they want. They actually are against high workloads and do everything they can to prevent employee burnout.
I can't say if that extends beyond the development teams to other departments like server management, but everything I've ever seen about them says they're all just in it to have fun, make cool shit now and then, and of course make tons of money. The fact that their sales platform basically just prints money helps support that culture, obviously.
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I also have the brain of an elephant.
It's in a jar on my desk...
I'm not allowed back at the zoo...