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[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I predict nothing good for the American people.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Instant death or continue the slow descent. I, of course, will be voting for slow descent but what the fuck ever. This country is fucked this planet is fucked let's just get high and play video games while we still have electricity.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's the same argument against the death penalty: you can stop imprisonment/slow descent and turn it around. You can never come back from death/fascism.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, that's not really true for fascism. It doesn't usually end peacefully and almost never easily, but historically it certainly has come to an end in various places in various ways. I'm not saying this to say that it's somehow okay, but rather that should it come to pass, people should not give up trying to thwart it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know of any fascist countries that escaped fascism by themselves. They all had to be beaten. That's what I was referring to in part, and the rest being that a fascist takeover is the death of the government and country. Whatever comes after Mayt not be recognizable from before.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Hm, I think South Africa might be a contender. Apartheid was ended by a white prime minister and then Nelson Mandela was peacefully allowed to be elected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spain did. Though only when Franco died of heart failure

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

North America's hat, the arctic ice cap?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"ice cap" 😂🙏

I meant Canada but that was perfect

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Canada doesn't look like clothing though!

America is Canada's shorts. Florida's the dong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I predict that Europeans will look upon the drawn-out and comedic campaign with smug disdain and self-satisfaction... and proceed to explain away their own increased support for right-wing nationalism and fascism. One day, we will all wake up and realize that we dun goofed but it's too late.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey, don’t forget about Canada!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Canadans are honorary Europeans

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honorary Europeans but also honorary Americans. Our labour rights are more in line with the US than with Europe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But where does Canada stand on kinder surprise eggs?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Since we have a partially socialized healthcare system, there's no concern about going broke due to choking on kinder eggs.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

More than one trump supporter will die in a snow drift.

Trump will win Iowa, but lose the nomination to Haley (as his legal peril grows), who will lose to Biden.

Trump supporters will react violently to the loss and eventual conviction of Trump in multiple spasms of bloodshed.

They too will end up in prison, alongside J6 convicts.

The rich still won't be taxed, and the climate will continue to warm and destabilize.

The sea will become too warm to support normal ocean currents like the gulf stream, destabilizing the entire food chain as aquaculture collapses.

Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious.

HP will increase prices for ink.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious

Surely it's commonly called a qualupa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

only when measured in qualupa bits

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It's fucked up that this is the best case scenario

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's made of people!!!!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kinda wishing I could just go into a coma for the next 11 months ngl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah don't wake me up until after WWIII, but early enough that I can still witness the invention of warp drive and first contact with the Vulcans. #bozeman2063 hell yeah baby

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Trump will win the nomination. But he will have to campaign from prison for the general. And will lose.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He’ll win the nomination but the Supreme Court will say he’s a free man, for whatever bullshit reason.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then Joe Biden can order Seal Team 6 to assassinate Trump....then the Supreme Court!

Uno reverse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That would certainly be the most interesting timeline

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think there’s a good chance he won’t make it on enough state ballots to have a chance to win.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I don't need to open this link to know he can't win most of the most populous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That's far more likely to be a map for Biden's win than Trump. It's not a likely map, but it is more likely.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

That it’ll remain a hellhole devoid of intelligent life

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

!remindme idk a couple of months?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Riots and mass hysteria, also extreme tax fraud

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Dogs sleeping with cats!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for reminding me to set up some extra filters to block out all the hyperventilating yank headlines.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Haha I had already done so but I have added “presidential” to the list.

If you’re looking for something that largely does the job: Trump Biden Presidential Electoral Caucus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The old demented dude is going to win

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

No, the old demented dude is going to lose

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

NO NO NO NO NO

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