dylanTheDeveloper

GoDaddy can GoFuckThemselves, wondering why my shit was broken until i found out

It is like fentanyl don't do it

Intellisense commands you to fix your method

I've seen people trade zip archives like Yo-Ge-oh cards useing excel as a source control manager so it could be much MUCH worse

I'm not a CS major but why exactly does having a variable or parameter that's not used in C, C# and C++ throw a warning

Wtf

"Oh I fixed your code because you did it wrong"

Later:

"Hey the application no longer compiles, I re-wrote a huge chunk of your code and now I don't know whats wrong"

Scrum Lord has a air of royalty to it aswel

I got told the difference between a software developer and an engineer is that an engineer factors in a products lifecycle and scalability and communicates this to their team and client

Someone who has tiny fingers

Quick roll back the transaction

Time to call an emergency meeting