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My wife "sucks" (feddit.nl)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My WiFi sucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Same

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys are getting BJs?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Wait, you guys are getting clean floors?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, that's a membership only business.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes! My wife uses straws, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That sounds quite uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Like a vacuum!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I also suck... And swallow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My! Man?

[+] [email protected] -6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/are_the_straights_ok

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The answer is no. No, we are not.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh, bleh. Always steered clear of that place, the name and overall vibe is wack

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Always steered clear of that place

I’m glad you were able to find a solution that works for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What do you have against blahaj?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I was talking about "Are the straights okay" specifically. Blahaj is chill

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My thing with blahaj is that while its cool that trans people identify with it, the fact that theyre trying to make it universally only be a trans symbol is a bit problematic.

My family has a few and none of us are trans as far as we know. Theyre comfy and cuddly as fuck, and I feel like its something that should be for "everybody" and not just one particular community. Like a bring-us-all-together kind of thing.

To be clear, I'd have just as much of a problem with it if it were becoming a symbol for some other completely unrelated community too, so it's not the specific community claiming it I have an issue with (trans people are people, and a lot of y'all are really awesome)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You sound a bit like those Christians complaining about how the gays stole the rainbow from God.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]